Went to a dentist today (another crusade I started). Healthy teeth make me braver and god knows, I need to be brave in this world.
My good doctor found the asshole that`s been hurting me and started poking it. JESUS CHRIST ?!
“Wisdom tooth. It has to be pulled out.”
“Then pull it out.”
“I don`t do that, you have to go to…”
WHAT THE HELL ?! YOU JUST WOKE A FUCKING DRAGON AND NOW YOU`RE SAYING, THAT YOU`RE NOT THE ONE SLAYING IT ?!?
As your lawyer, I advise you to take back those words.