Monthly Archives: February 2013

Dragon Quest

Yes, there was a clock like this one on the wall

Yes, there was a clock like this one on the wall


Went to a dentist today (another crusade I started). Healthy teeth make me braver and god knows, I need to be brave in this world. 

My good doctor found the asshole that`s been hurting me and started poking it. JESUS CHRIST ?! 

“Wisdom tooth. It has to be pulled out.”
“Then pull it out.”
“I don`t do that, you have to go to…” 

WHAT THE HELL ?! YOU JUST WOKE A FUCKING DRAGON AND NOW YOU`RE SAYING, THAT YOU`RE NOT THE ONE SLAYING IT ?!? 

As your lawyer, I advise you to take back those words.

 

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A little late

bellaOne morning I was running late for work. Omg this is not happening. Somebody kill me now. Impossible. Why me. Fuck. Fuckfuckfuck.

There comes my tram and I am not going to make it. Why the fuck did I have to slouch around in savasana so damn long?! What the fuck is wrong with me?! Oh yes, NO FUCKING SELF DISCIPLINE WHATSOEVER !

A first grader, who is walking just ahead of me, is making a run for it. I`m like: you poor thing, you are never going to catch it. And: ah, don`t you worry, time will teach. And: aren`t they cute, when they`re not thinking.

Of course, that little fucker made it. I was seven minutes late.

 

 

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Chilax

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I`d make a post, but Mooses is chilling on my notes.

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Brainstopping

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I was waiting for my yoga class to start, when it suddenly hit me, that yoga and Trainspotting side-by-side are quite funny. So I took this photo.

I am not an optimist. I think. But when Renton heads to a new city, bag full of stolen money, i`m convinced that he is going to be just fine.

Hahahahaa.

Man is a heroine addict, who`s tried to get clean a thousand times, HE IS NOT GOING TO BE JUST FINE. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, GIRL !

Not true. He is going to be juuuust fineeee.

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Zen Tidy

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Have you noticed how the rhythm of your home changes after cleaning up ?

Everything just takes a breath.

 
 

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Escape Artist

Two reasons why kids are better at escape games than you.

To get the candy, they have to:

1. switch on the kitchen light

2. reach to the cupboard

2. reach to the cupboard

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Imagine needing a plan to get your sweets. Life is not fair.
 

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