I`ve polished these quite some time now. Hope they`ll come in handy.
1. I didn`t sleep well. No, forget well. I didn`t sleep AT ALL !
2. I`m having my period. Even better: my period just started.
3. I fell and omg now I have a shoulder injury. (Needless to say, there´s no need for an actual injury, you just have to BELIEVE it!)
4. Those muscles need to rest!
5. Well, I can always take an evening class.
6. No one finds out.
7. I DON`T NEED THIS SHIT !
8. Why bother, this day is doomed – I can feel it.
9. Just overdon`t once in your life, enough of overdoing !*
10. Can you hear it ?! I think it`s death coming.
*can only be used by Virgos (I`m sorry)