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Backstabbing Mind

hitchcockOut of the blue, I couldn´t get into padmasana anymore. What the hell!? That´s something I could do from the day one on the mat! My dear Mrs. Jones was kind enough to remind me, that back in the days of no yoga and yes alcohol, I was able to walk on my knees, WHILE IN Lotos pose. Thank you, sister!

 

After getting this priceless piece of information, I just HAD TO try it the next day – Ladies and Gentelmen, I now have bruised knees, but I´ve proven my point.
 

So what the fuck happened?
 

I could say yes-yes, when my oh-so-tired mind says NO!, my body listens. But really?! What about, when my oh-so-excited mind says, WALK ON HANDS! My body would just be like, bitch, please…
 

Or wouldn´t it?
 

IS THERE A BRAVE NEW WORLD OUT THERE SOMEWHERE?!
 

 

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In Watermelonsugar

What is wrong in this picture?

What is wrong in this picture?

I have enough money to buy a watermelon OR a pack of toiletpaper.

So.

It seems, that I´m going to steal some wipes from the office.

God help me.

 

PS. I know/hope, that it seems quite funny (set asaide, that stealing is just WRONG), but I have a serious problem.

 

 

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Easy, Breezy, Beautiful

Got a little drunk today at the office (we had some celebrating to do). My dear friends, alcohol feels GREAT ! I feel GREAT ! Everything feels just GREAT !

Me and family are going to a road trip for the weekend. Yesterday I was freaking out, because we had NO plan. Where the fuck are we going without a PLAN ?! To our deaths, that´s where !

Now I am walking towards le car and I am feeling FINE ! This planless trip is going to be the best thing that ever happened to us ! Bottoms up !

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6AM breakfast (not bad for a road trip without a plan)

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Chuck Norris of Asthanga Yoga

I am now a yoga student. Past 5 weeks I´ve practiced every day – almost without whinig (something new). I read from somewhere, that first month you are oh so paining, second you are oh so tired and third you are flyng.

I decided to give it a try,

Cause I want to fucking fly!

(I am a yoga student and a poet, thank you.)

  

Didn´t feel pain or soreness during the first month, so I was kind of assuming that this three-month-rule applies for babies and old people, I, of course, am Sparta, so straight to the flying part (WHOHOO!) !
 

Suddenly I feel OH-SO tired. I didn´t want to wake up today. At all.

     Please, let me sleep.

     No.

Already in my clothes.

     Let´s just lay down for a second.

     You can lay down for two minutes and that´s all.

     Maybe we should sleep in today.

     No.

     Let´s sleep for two hours, just today.

     NO. I know you, you sleep in today, you sleep in every day.

     Let´s go to an evening class.

     SO YOU COULD CURL UP IN YOUR OFFICE CHAIR AND SAY: “PLEASE, JUST LET ME GO
     HOOOOMEEEE.” ?!

  

I went to my morning class and it was so worth it.

 

PS. Chuck Norris is a vegan.
 

 

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