I am now a yoga student. Past 5 weeks I´ve practiced every day – almost without whinig (something new). I read from somewhere, that first month you are oh so paining, second you are oh so tired and third you are flyng.
I decided to give it a try,
Cause I want to fucking fly!
(I am a yoga student and a poet, thank you.)
Didn´t feel pain or soreness during the first month, so I was kind of assuming that this three-month-rule applies for babies and old people, I, of course, am Sparta, so straight to the flying part (WHOHOO!) !
Suddenly I feel OH-SO tired. I didn´t want to wake up today. At all.
Please, let me sleep.
Already in my clothes.
Let´s just lay down for a second.
You can lay down for two minutes and that´s all.
Maybe we should sleep in today.
Let´s sleep for two hours, just today.
NO. I know you, you sleep in today, you sleep in every day.
Let´s go to an evening class.
SO YOU COULD CURL UP IN YOUR OFFICE CHAIR AND SAY: “PLEASE, JUST LET ME GO
I went to my morning class and it was so worth it.
PS. Chuck Norris is a vegan.